December 2011
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no point in being awake now, so I crash
oh here’s this I wanted to do:
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when the moonbeams slip past the sleeping hour
and the street lamps glow in the night
all the writers struggle, their demeanors, dour
to capture the fading light
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okay I’m done.
haha
not to fucking mention, she goes to an english university! and she’s spouting off shit about economic policy?! to a stranger! hahaha, oh this shit kills me. england! the lovely nation that gave us “the white man’s burden.” altruism. I studied human rights at the university of copenhagen, my child, please. next time you try and step to a stranger, remember why you...
silly ass bitch
oh my god this bitch at work today
I had this girl’s purchases on the register when another woman stepped up and thinking she could swipe her card for her own transaction nearly paid for the first girl’s stuff. anyway, I stopped her from doing it and to ease the tension I made the joke that she could pay for it if she really wanted to, and we all laughed, and I made another joke...
my favorite episodes of fresh prince are the ones where it’s all good and some people are dancin then it turns dark and gets real heavy and someone says something profound and lasting and they all learn a valuable lesson
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the cab I was in last night got pulled over after some sketch left turns omg I was fuckin rollin dude was like sry officer Im like turn off the fare you jackass
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shiiiiiit, time to go make that paper
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let’s fucking do this shit
– General Custer
I try to be modest, but I have really good taste in music. I have really good taste in a lot of things actually. not from layin around and waiting for dope shit to come to me. I work at it. there’s more to life than good taste, but fuck it right? come keep it real with me girl.
now back to our regularly scheduled freshness
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